What’s with the Administration’s Weirdly Sudden Interest in Fertility?

Summary: The "Father of Fertility"?

[Visual 1: A stylized, humorous illustration of a politician holding a baby in a bright pastel setting.] Text: RFK Jr: Sperm counts halved since 1970!

[Visual 2: A TV doctor holding a glowing test tube with a tiny blonde toupee on it.] Text: Dr. Oz wants "Trump babies" via IVF.

[Visual 3: A deceptive pink clinic door with a crossed-out birth control pill.] Text: Plot twist: Funds push crisis centers blocking contraception.

Weird flex, but okay.